JEEP: PERSONALITY TYPE

"My Personality Type is: JEEP"
Signs that you may be a JEEP personality type include: Desire to remove doors from vehicles. Urge to take top off of vehicles. Sense of feeling too low to the ground. Wrist and hand spasms in a waving motion when certain vehicles drive by. Spontaneous attraction to puddles or other pools of standing water or mud. Lower checking account balances. Parts accessory stores know you by your first name. You feel that you have achieved a certain status based on tire size. You refer to mud stains on your vehicle as tattoos, each with its own story.